31 March 2009

The secrets of writing business letters

As far back as biblical times, businessmen have used powerful communication to achieve wealth and position.
Even today the right message at the right time can lead to sweet success of business.
Want money? A promotion? To sell something? Explain something? Then write a good letter for your business.
Letter writing is not a lost art. Just a forgotten one. The principles still exist. If you try them, you’ll see improvement in your next letter of your business.

1. Start from the end: - Decide what you’d like to happen as the result of your business letter.
Make a list of all the things you’d like to say. Look them over. Find any that don’t support your main cause, and cross them off without remorse.
Remember, the best business letters have a strong sense of purpose.
2. Get to the point early: - If your reader wanted a mystery, he’d be reading Raymond Chandler. A letter should tell whodunit in the first paragraph.
3. Put yourself in your reader’s place: - Think if the same letter came to you, how would you respond?
Therefore, be friendly. Be nice. And find ways to turn negative statements into positive ones of your business.

4. Say it plainly: - There is no such thing as a “business language”. Phrases like “in compliance with your request” and “enclosed herewith” will only make you seem like a robot. Write the way you talk, naturally.
Keep your sentences short – one idea in each. Any sentence longer
Than two typed lines is automatically suspect.
5. Clear the deadwood: - Chop out words, sentences and even whole paragraphs if they don’t contribute. Work hard so your reader won’t have to.
In particular, cast a questioning eye on adjectives. They can sap the strength from your words, or stretch your credibility. As Voltaire put it, “The adjective is the enemy of the noun”.
6. Use active verbs: - Face it, the passive voice is wimpy. “A decision has been reached by the committee” wouldn’t last three rounds in the ring with “The committee has reached a decision”.
Also, your reader will sniff a cover up if you write: “Your order has
Been misplaced” instead of “I misplaced your order”. Courage!
7. Be Human: - Your business letter should like a conversation, not a decree.
Address your reader by name: “Dear Ms. Hartman”. And if you can fit it in naturally, use Ms. Hartman’s name once or twice in the body. You want her to know you wrote the letter just for her.
Whenever you can, use pronouns like I, we, and you. Especially you – It’s an arrow straight to your reader’s heart.

8. Never write in anger: - Your anger will evaporate; your letter won’t. President Truman often vented his fury in letters. He also had the sense never to send them.
Devise a way to handle the problem in an upbeat manner. Your chances of success will multiply tenfold.
9. End it with and action step: - The last sentence of your business letter should suggest the reader’s next move. Or your own next move.
Resist the hat-in-hand, shuffling type of exit: “Again, thank you for…” or “If you have any problems. Please don’t hesitate to call.”
Instead, try closing with a plain and simple “Sincerely”, and your signature. It may be the perfect ending.
10. Be Professional: - The strongest business letter in the World can’t survive a bad presentation.
Set up a clean, logical format for your business letter. A crowded or over designed page will distract from your message.
11. Develop a regimen: - The keys to powerful correspondence are
a) Writing often and
b) Responding quickly.
IF it sounds like work, read on.

The easiest way to more powerful correspondence is Quick Letter, from Working Software.
Unlike heavy-duty word processors, Quick Letter is designed to do one thing and one thing only – write letters fast.
Here’s how:
Quick Letter’s built-in address book places your reader’s name and address into your letter, automatically.
Quick letter’s page preview displays your letter, vertically centered, in the format you’ve defined. Automatically.
Quick letter addresses any size envelope. Automatically.
And the list of features goes on. There you have it. All the secrets of brilliant business correspondence at your fingertips. Except one. And you can pick that up at your local software store.

I hope that u enjoyed reading the secrets of writing business letters !!

28 March 2009

Top Anti-Spam Software

Anti-Spam Software

Are you sick of spending more time each day weeding the spam out of your inbox? Get control of your inbox back with one of these top anti-spam software programs. While I've listed only single-use programs here, most of these anti-spam software programs also have multi-use license packages available. (A word of warning, though; these anti-spam software programs are designed to identify and block spam, not viruses. For virus protection, you will also want to install anti-virus software.)

1. McAffee SpamKiller Anti-Spam Software

SpamKiller's "self-learning" technology for identifying and blocking future spam works well and this anti-spam software has some added features that I really like, such as a Dictionary Attack filter that defeats name-generating software, One-Click Block and the ability to filter email from multiple accounts. And although it integrates fully with Outlook, it also works with other (PC) email programs.

2. Symantec Norton AntiSpam Software

There's not a lot of difference between Norton's AntiSpam software and McAffee's SpamKiller. Both work the same way, using an "intelligent" spam-filtering engine to learn what spam to block in the future. Both programs automatically create a whitelist, let you set up friends and/or block lists, and both integrate with Outlook and work with other Pop-3 email programs. One minor drawback; this anti-spam software is not as configurable as SpamKiller.

3. CA Anti-Spam Software

This is Qurb Anti-Spam Software under new ownership. Qurb won PC Magazine Editors' Choice for three years running. It works differently from the other anti-spam software here; instead of using a spam-filtering engine, Qurb only allows mail from your whitelist of approved senders to reach your inbox. I don't normally like whitelist anti-spam software, but this program is elegant. However, CA only works with Outlook or Outlook Express email programs.

4. Aladdin SpamCatcher Anti-Spam Software

It doesn't have a lot of bells and whistles, but this anti-spam software works well at the main job - blocking spam. SpamCatcher works with any POP-3 email program and integrates with Outlook well. You can customize your spam protection from "Lenient" through "Exclusive" and the SpamCatcher Network is a fun feature that gives you more of a sense of control; once you report the spam, it will be filtered for all other SpamCatcher Network users.

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15 March 2009

Affiliate Marketing Basics: Let’s Talk About Traffic

When you’re just getting starting in Affiliate Marketing, one of the most important things you need to learn about is traffic – specifically what it is and how to get it.


Because although it’s become somewhat of a cliche these days, the truth is, “the money is in the list” – but that means YOUR list, not the list of the people whose products you’re selling – at least not if you want to be successful.

Here’s why. As an affiliate, your job is to find people who want to buy the products you’re promoting, right? So to do that, you need to write an ad (or hire a copywriter to write it for you), and send people to a Website where they can buy the product.

BUT – there’s a serious problem with using this method. Do you see what it is?

Anywhere from 60 to 95% of the people you send to the sales page probably aren’t going to buy the first time.

1. Most people want to be certain that they’re making the right decision, so they usually need to see or hear from you between 5 to 12 times before making a buying decision.

2. If you’re paying for the ad and sending people to the seller’s Website, the ones who don’t buy disappear forever. (And neither you nor the seller will benefit.)

3. Of those who do buy, if you’re only sending them to the sales page, YOU still lose them forever because you have no way of knowing who they are.

Here’s the solution:

1. Write your ad and send prospects to a well-written squeeze page – YOUR squeeze page. (A squeeze page is a single page Website that has one purpose – to convince prospects to give you their contact information. Squeeze pages should be simple – no flash, no links, and if you use a graphic or photo, keep it simple and make sure it relates to the purpose of the page. How do you convince prospects to give you their contact information? By giving them information that is what they’re expecting to find and that’s useful to them.)

2. Offer them an incentive to give you their contact information. (This could be a free report, a free newsletter, an audio or video product – just make sure it’s related to the niche or affiliate product.)

3. After they’ve opted in to your autoresponder, send them to your affiliate sales page.

4. Follow up with them on a regular basis – mixing good information, free bonuses from time to time and additional affiliate products.

Lather, rinse, repeat. (Once you’re making money from your first affiliate product, move on to the next and then the next and the next.)

The best thing about this is that you can set most of it up on your autoresponder, so you turn it into a “system” and it runs “almost” on autopilot. (There is NO SUCH THING as a business that runs 100% on autopilot – and don’t believe anyone who tells you differently.) Any business – real business – takes work and effort. But by setting this system up this way, your autoresponder does the majority of the work, and you will only need to do simple updates and make sure you keep fresh information flowing.

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13 March 2009

How to Upload Blogger Templates without getting an Error?

The following post contains information that will surely guide you into every aspect.
Some of you may have encountered the bx error when you try to upload a new blogger template. Even I have experienced the same problem with my blog and have found a way on how to fix this. Some of the Sample of BX error codes are:
  • bX-39cc9q
  • bX-y6cz0v
  • bX-982020
So the steps to fix the error are below: -
  1. First of all, Never ever try to simple copy paste the Template code. Always Upload your new template in the Layout>Edit HTML section of your dashboard. If you do receive a bX-error code when trying to upload your template, you should proceed to step 2.
  2. I suggest try to use different Browser, I mean If you are working on a Firefox then try using Internet Explorer or Vice Versa. If you still get the error just try using different Web browsers.
  3. So If you are still getting the BX error, then all you have to do is Delete all the Widget one by one installed in your template. After deleting it try to upload your template again in the Layout>Edit HTML section of your Blogger dashboard. Now you should not receive the error code and will be able to upload your new template.
Thanks for reading this post, I hope you found the information useful and to of great use.

10 March 2009

Windows XP and Vista - Difference and Types

Main purpose of this post is to give you an insight on the topic and guide you further into understanding everything related to Differences and types of Windows & Vista

Some of you may know, some of you not. Everybody knows the widely recognized Windows XP and Windows Vista but the question is, how to choose the right version and especially it should meet your requirements. Isn't it.

Here, I have explained about the types of Windows XP and Windows Vista versions, if you could spend some time reading this tutorial you will understand what type of windows version will choose to your requirements.

Let's go on.

1. Windows XP

What is Windows XP?

Windows XP is the newest generation of the Windows operating system. Windows XP was released on October 25, 2001. Presumably, the letters XP come from the word experience, indicating how Windows XP has evolved from previous versions of Windows.

Windows XP comes in the following versions:

* Windows XP Home
* Windows XP Professional
* Windows XP Media Center Edition
* Windows XP Tablet PC Edition
* Windows XP Professional x64 Edition

Some additional but less common versions of Windows XP are Windows XP Embedded and Windows XP Starter Edition.

How to identify the Windows XP Version using Product IDs

Windows XP Professional - Corporate

Windows XP Professional - Corporate/Volume requires Volume License Key (VLK) and activation not required.

You can view your Product ID by right clicking the "My Computer" and click "Properties"

Product ID range : -
55274-640 to 55274-652
76487-640 to 76487-652
Windows XP Professional - Retail

Windows XP Professional - Retail requires a retail key and activation required.

Product ID range: -
55274-001 to 55274-338 and so on
76487-001 to 76487-338 and so on
Windows XP Professional - OEM

Windows XP Professional - OEM requires a retail key and activation required (This version normally comes with Branded PC's and it is pre-installed.

Product ID: -
Windows XP Home Edition - Retail

Windows XP Home Edition - Retail requires a retail key and activation required.

Product ID range: -
55277-001 to 55274-338 and so on
76477-001 to 76487-338 and so on
Windows XP Home Edition - OEM

Windows XP Home Edition - OEM requires a retail key and activation required (This version normally comes with Branded PC's and it is pre-installed.

Product ID : -
Windows XP Media Center Edition - Retail/OEM

Windows XP Media Center Edition Retail/OEM requires a retail key and activation required

Product ID: -
55274-365 / 55274-OEM
76477-365 / 76487-OEM
Windows XP Tablet PC Edition - Retail/OEM

Windows XP Tablet PC Edition - Retail/OEM requires a retail key and activation required (this edition requires a special hardware which supports onscreen touch pad)

Product ID : -
55274-360 / 55274-OEM
76477-360 / 76487-OEM
List of Windows XP Labels:

Windows XP SP0 CD Labels
  • Windows XP Professional Retail = WXPFPP_EN
  • Windows XP Home Retail = WXHFPP_EN
  • Windows XP Professional Upgrade = WXPCCP_EN
  • Windows XP Home Upgrade = WXHCCP_EN
  • Windows XP Professional OEM = WXPOEM_EN
  • Windows XP Home OEM = WXHOEM_EN
  • Windows XP Professional VLK/Corporate/Volume = WXPVOL_EN
  • Windows XP Professional 120-day Evaluation = WXPEVL_EN

Windows XP SP1 CD Labels
  • Windows XP Professional (SP1) Retail = XRMPFPP_EN
  • Windows XP Home (SP1) Retail = XRMHFPP_EN
  • Windows XP Professional (SP1) Upgrade = XRMPCCP_EN
  • Windows XP Home (SP1) Upgrade = XRMHCCP_EN
  • Windows XP Professional (SP1) OEM = XRMPOEM_EN
  • Windows XP Home (SP1) OEM = XRMHOEM_EN
  • Windows XP Professional (SP1) VLK/Corporate/Volume = XRMPVOL_EN
Windows XP SP1a CD Labels
  • Windows XP Professional (SP1a) Retail = X1APFPP_EN
  • Windows XP Home (SP1a) Retail = X1AHFPP_EN
  • Windows XP Professional (SP1a) Upgrade = X1APCCP_EN
  • Windows XP Professional (SP1a) Upgrade = X1APCCP_EN
  • Windows XP Home (SP1a) Upgrade = X1AHCCP_EN
  • Windows XP Professional (SP1a) OEM = X1APOEM_EN
  • Windows XP Home (SP1a) OEM = X1AHOEM_EN
  • Windows XP Professional (SP1a) VLK/Corporate/Volume = X1APVOL_EN
  • Windows XP Professional (SP1a) MSDN = X1APFPP_EN
Windows XP SP2 CD Labels
  • Windows XP Professional x64 Edition Retail = ARMPXFPP_EN
  • Windows XP Professional x64 Edition Upgrade = ARMPXCCP_EN
  • Windows XP Professional x64 Edition OEM = ARMPXOEM_EN
  • Windows XP Professional x64 Edition VLK/Corporate/Volume = ARMPXVOL_EN
  • Windows XP Professional (SP2) Retail = VRMPFPP_EN
  • Windows XP Home (SP2) Retail = VRMHFPP_EN
  • Windows XP Professional (SP2) Upgrade = VRMPCCP_EN
  • Windows XP Home (SP2) Upgrade = VRMHCCP_EN
  • Windows XP Professional (SP2) OEM = VRMPOEM_EN
  • Windows XP Home (SP2) OEM = VRMHOEM_EN
  • Windows XP Professional (SP2) VLK/Corporate/Volume = VRMPVOL_EN
  • Windows XP Professional (SP2) MSDN = VRMPFPP_EN
Windows XP SP2b CD Labels
  • Windows XP Professional (SP2b) Retail = VX2PFPP_EN
  • Windows XP Home (SP2b) Retail = VX2HFPP_EN
  • Windows XP Professional (SP2b) Upgrade = VX2PCCP_EN
  • Windows XP Home (SP2b) Upgrade = VX2HCCP_EN
  • Windows XP Professional (SP2b) OEM = VX2POEM_EN
  • Windows XP Home (SP2b) OEM = VX2HOEM_EN
  • Windows XP Professional (SP2b) VLK/Corporate/Volume = VX2PVOL_EN
  • Windows XP Professional (SP2b) SEL = VX2PFPP_EN
Windows XP SP3 CD Labels
  • Windows XP Service Pack 3 - ISO-9660 CD Image File = GRTMUPD_EN
  • Windows XP Professional (SP3) Retail = GRTMPFPP_EN
  • Windows XP Professional N (SP3) Retail = GRTMPRMFPP_EN
  • Windows XP Home (SP3) Retail = GRTMHFPP_EN
  • Windows XP Home K (SP3) Retail = GRTMHKFPP_EN
  • Windows XP Home KN (SP3) Retail = GRTMHKNFPP_EN
  • Windows XP Home N (SP3) Retail = GRTMHRMFPP_EN
  • Windows XP Professional (SP3) OEM = GRTMPOEM_EN
  • Windows XP Home (SP3) OEM = GRTMHOEM_EN
  • Windows XP Professional (SP3) VLK/Corporate/Volume = GRTMPVOL_EN
  • Windows XP Professional KN (SP3) VLK/Corporate/Volume = GRTMPKNVOL_EN
  • Windows XP Professional K (SP3) VLK/Corporate/Volume = GRTMPKVOL_EN
  • Windows XP Professional N (SP3) VLK/Corporate/Volume = GRTMPRMVOL_EN
Source: -

2. Windows Vista

Product IDs: -
  • X86.Starter = 89571
  • X86.StarterN = 89588
  • X86.HomeBasic = 89572
  • X86.HomeBasicN = 89575
  • X86.HomePremium = 89578
  • X86.Business = 89576
  • X86.BusinessN = 89577
  • X86.Enterprise = 89579
  • X86.Ultimate = 89580
  • X86.ServerStandard = 78438
  • X86.ServerEnterprise = 78440
  • X86.ServerDatacenter = 78443
  • X64.HomeBasic = 89581
  • X64.HomeBasicN = 89582
  • X64.HomePremium = 89583
  • X64.Business = 89584
  • X64.BusinessN = 89585
  • X64.Enterprise = 89586
  • X64.Ultimate = 89587
Windows Server 2008
  • X64.ServerStandard = 78439
  • X64.ServerEnterprise = 78441
  • X64.ServerDatacenter = 78442
  • IA64.ServerEnterpriseIA64 = 78444
Important Note:

There is no separate DVD for Windows Vista Editions except for Windows Vista Business and Enterprise Volume Versions. But many people assumes that separate version exists, only the product key decides which edition you can install.

In addition this page will give you more info about product ID and CD Labels

Thanks for reviewing this article, I hope you found the information useful and to of great use..

08 March 2009


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06 March 2009

Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

05 March 2009

How to Double Mozilla Firefox Speed?

I think Firefox in my opinion is probably the best browser ever made until now.
It includes:
-improved tabbed browsing
-pop up blocking
-integrated Goggle search
-enhanced privacy controls
-built-in phishing protection
-online spell checking
-lots of themes, interfaces, and extensions/add ons

Mozilla Firefox officially supports:
-Microsoft Windows
-Mac OS X

Unofficial Support:
-Free BSD
-XP Professional x64 Edition

Now here are some Tips&Tricks that can help you double the speed of Firefox.
but not for firefox 3.

1. Type about:config in the address bar and then press Enter.

2. In the filter search bar type network.http.pipelining. Be sure the value field is set true,if not double-click to set true. HTTP is the application-layer protocol that most web pages are transferred with. In HTTP 1.1, multiple requests can be sent before any responses are received. This is known as pipelining. Pipelining reduces page loading times, but not all servers support it.

3. Go back to the filter search bar and type network.http.pipelining.maxrequests. Double-click this option and set its value to 8.

4. In the filter search bar and type network.http.proxy.pipelining. Once opened doubleclick on it and set it to true.

5. In IPv6-capable DNS servers, an IPv4 address may be returned when an IPv6 address is requested. It is possible for Mozilla to recover from this misinformation, but a significant delay is introduced.
Type network.dns.disableIPv6 in the filter search bar and set this option to true by double clicking on it.

This preference controls if the application will interrupt parsing a page to respond to UI events. It does not exist by default. Right-click (Apple users ctrl-click) anywhere in the about:config window, select New and then Boolean from the pop-up menu. Then:
A. Enter content.interrupt.parsing in the New boolean value pop-up window and click OK
B. When prompted to choose the value for the new boolean, select true and click OK.

7. Rather than wait until a page has completely downloaded to display it to the user, Mozilla applications will regularly render what has been received to that point. This option controls the maximum amount of time the application will be unresponsive while rendering pages. Right-click (Apple users ctrl-click) anywhere in the about:config window, select New and then Integer from the pop-up menu.
A. Enter content.max.tokenizing.time in the New integer value pop-up window and click OK
B. You will be prompted to enter a value. Enter 2250000 and click OK.

This option sets the minimum amount of time to wait between reflows. Right-click (Apple users ctrl-click) anywhere in the about:config window, select New and then Integer from the pop-up menu.
A. Type content.notify.interval in the New integer value pop-up window and click OK.
B. You will be prompted to enter a value. Enter 750000 and click OK.

A. This option sets if to reflow pages at an interval any higher than that specified by content.notify.interval. Right-click (Apple users ctrl-click) anywhere in the about:config window and select New and then Boolean from the pop-up menu.
B. Type content.notify.ontimer in the New boolean value pop-up window and click OK.
C. You will be prompted to choose the value for the new boolean. Select true and click OK.

10. Notify Backoffcount
This option controls the maximum number of times the content will do timer-based reflows. After this number has been reached, the page will only reflow once it is finished downloading. Right-click (Apple users ctrl-click) anywhere in the about:config window and select New and then Integer from the pop-up menu.
A. Enter content.notify.backoffcount in the New integer value pop-up window and click OK.
B. You will be prompted to enter a value. Enter 5 and click OK.

You can interact with a loading page when content.interrupt.parsing is set to true. When a page is loading, the application has two modes: a high frequency interrupt mode and a low frequency interrupt mode. The first one interrupts the parser more frequently to allow for greater UI responsiveness during page load.
The low frequency interrupt mode interrupts the parser less frequently to allow for quicker page load. The application enters high frequency interrupt mode when you move the mouse or type on the keyboard and switch back to low frequency mode when you had no activity for a certain amount of time. This preference controls that amount of time. Right-click (Apple users ctrl-click) anywhere in the about:config window and select New and then Integer from the pop-up menu.
A. Enter content.switch.threshold in the New integer value pop-up window and click OK.
B. You will be prompted to enter a value. Enter 750000 and click OK.

Mozilla applications render web pages incrementally, they display what’s been received
of a page before the entire page has been downloaded. Since the start of a web page
normally doesn’t have much useful information to display, Mozilla applications will wait
a short interval before first rendering a page. This preference controls that interval. Rightclick (Apple users ctrl-click) anywhere in the about:config window and select New and then Integer from the pop-up menu.
A. Enter nglayout.initialpaint.delay in the New integer value pop-up window and click OK.
B. You will be prompted to enter a value. Enter 0 and click OK.

03 March 2009

Meaning of Kiss

Kissing Language (yay, it’s a language)
if a kiss is the Language of Love,
then we have a lot to talk about it…

methods of Love….

+kiss on the ear——————–”i’m horny”
+kiss on the cheek—————–”we’re friends”
+kiss on the hand——————”i adore you”
+kiss on the neck——————-”we belong together”
+kiss on the shoulder————–”i want you”
+kiss on the lips———————”i love you” or “i want you”
+holding hands———————–”we can learn to love each other”
+a wink———————————”Let’s get it on”
+slap on the butt———————”thats mine”
+playing with the ear—————-”i can’t live without you”
+holding on tight———————”don’t let go”
+looking into each other’s eyes—”let’s get romantic”
+pulling hair on head—————”tell me you love me”
+arms around the waist ———–”i love you too much to let go”

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Look at the picture below:

A teacher and a Students.........

A new lady teacher, came to teach 8th standard students. As it was the
first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to introduce
themselves with -name, and hobby. She said " Let's start with the boys
first. Boys start giving their introduction... First boy : " My name is
john, and my hobby is to see bubble in the bath tub. "

Teacher was confused to listen and said "interesting - well, ok. In fact we must be honest in telling the hobby. And after all there is essentially a child in each of us. So its ok john. Yes next-" Second boy : " myself peter and my hobby is to see bubble in the bath tub"
Teacher now got surprised and said " good.. I like the spirit of
supporting a friend . ok next - " Third boy : I m smith and my hobby is to see bubble in the bath tub "
Teacher : " guys are u joking or what ? please be sincere. Ok next - "
This continues, and the last boy stands up : I m Henry, and my hobby is to see bubble in the bath tub "
Exhausted, the teacher said, "I don't think I will be able to teach u
ungrown boys for long. Any way, now the girls please - " First girl : I m July and my hobby is to see birds "
Teacher : "good. At last I got something different. Ok next-" Second :I'm ruby and I like to collect perfumes "
Teacher : " now its like educated grown up girls . ok next - u sweet
girl-yes u - "third
Most beautiful girl of the class .........."Mam my name is Bubble, and my hobby is to take bath three times a day " !!!

Tech Support ! LOL !

This post contains jokes related to Tech support. Some of you might know all of this old joke but still funny !!!!! Laughing check it out below

1) Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print a
document, but the computer won't boot properly."
Tech Support: "What does it say?"
Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk."
Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"
Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."

2) Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until
this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."

3) Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still
getting the same error message."
Tech Support: "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"

4) Tech Support: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can
you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
Tech Support: "Years of training..."

Create Ur Slogan...........for your Website!

Hey friends here you'll find to create the perfect slogan from a keyword of your choice within seconds. Usually the slogan will be just what you were looking for! Should you anyhow not be satisfied, go ahead and create another one. check it out below:-


A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!''

The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''

02 March 2009

How to fool a Keylogger?

These days Agents spy on u everywhere, in college, at work, maybe a trojan virus on your home PC which keylogs your paswords and mails it to someone else. If u think u r being logged, try this:
Whenever u have to type a password, never type the complete password in one go, ie, if your password is WINDOWS, u should type NDOW, then move cursor to start of the password field using the mouse ONLY, then type WI, then move cursor to end using the mouse and type S. This way the logger will record your keystrokes as ndowwis instead of WINDOWS.
Haha, keylogger fooled.

ENjoy !!! This tricks works perfect....try it buddies ??

01 March 2009

Google Search Tricks To Search Files On Rapidshare

The popular file hosting Rapidshare has thousand of hosted files in all type movies, music,eBooks, Software, …etc.

Although Rapidshare does Not provide a search engine for hosted files you can use google to search files on rapidshare here is few google search tricks.

Search for All rapidshare files

Search for software extension

Search for movies on rapidshare

Additional way To Search For Files On Rapidshare

I’ve found these search engines that allow you to search only for files on rapidshare, although i did not try everyone of them before i write this post, so may be some of them is not working anymore.

  1. Filez
  2. HellaFiles
  3. RapidShared
  4. ShareMiner
  5. FilesBot
  6. RapidOSearch
  7. RapidSearchEngine
  8. RapidshareLink
  9. OneClickFiles
  10. SearchShared
  11. EatPaperRapidshare
  12. FileSearcher
  13. MegaDownload
  14. RapidshareURL
  15. Rapidoogle
  16. Avun
  17. Flesearch
  18. Filestube
  19. Filecrop
  20. Rapidshare1
  21. Rapidlibrary
  22. Gappon
  23. Search4file
  24. Rapid2share
  25. Loadevery
  26. Shareminer
  27. Rapidfox
  28. Linkosearch
  29. LoadingVault
  30. Hellafiles
  31. katz.cd

Note: Most of files on Rapidshare are copyright and illegal to share so use it on your own risk.

Make any song of your computer to a ringtone on your iPhone....

So after a bit of reading I've figured out a way to make your own ringtones out of any song on your computer for your iPhone.

It goes like this.

1. Add file(s) to your iTunes library.

2. Right click Get Info, then options tab.

3. Make the start time and stop time the duration of the ringtone you'd like to use (no longer than 40 seconds though). For example, if you'd like to use the first 40 seconds of a song, make the start time 0:00 and the end time 0:40. If you want to use from 1:40-2:20 then do it like that, just make sure you use whichever part of the song you want to be your ringer and also make sure it doesn't exceed 40 seconds. After you've selected which part of the song will be your ringer, click OK.

4. Right click the song, and click 'Convert Selection to AAC'.

5. Go to your desktop, and make a folder called Ringtones. Once you've done that, go back to iTunes, right click the newly created clip and click copy. Paste it in the folder you just made.

6. Rename the file from whateversongyoupicked.m4a to whateversongyoupicked.m4r (in order to see file extensions you might have to play with your settings a bit) (whateversongyoupicked is just the example, you don't need to change the name of the song, just the extension).

7. Go back to iTunes, and delete the 40 second AAC clip you've made, but be sure to keep the file!

8. Sync/Resync your iPhone, and it should automatically add the file to your ringtone folder.

Free, easy, hackless.

Please comment if it worked!